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Juicy Topic

27 Oct

With a record eight HRs in one game, including another record five after the first nine innings, there is much talk about juiced baseballs in the World Series, including a barbed comment by Astros’ hurler Dallas Keuchel.  It is curious that players who hardly hit HRs are hitting dingers left and right.  Can it just […]

Maddonfreude Madness

19 Oct

After the Cubs eked out a victory against the LA Dodgers, Cubs manager Joe Maddon uncorked a wild statement, noting that the “Cubs have to be more offensive.” Sorry, but how could that be possible?!

Joe G Culpa

7 Oct

NYY skipper Joe Girardi sat through an uncomfortable press conference this afternoon in which he was repeatedly and pointedly asked if 1/ he’d made a mistake and how that happened; and 2/ whether he trusts his catcher, Gary Sanchez, who repeatedly yelled “foul” to get the coaching staff to revisit a ball that supposedly hit […]

More Maddonfreude

2 Oct

Joe Maddon, AKA Mr. Snarky, has reemerged after his Cubs mounted a furious drive over the last two months of the season to recapture the NL Central.  Here is his latest quip on how the Cubs may fare, as reported by “Underdogs or overdogs, I don’t listen to that crap.”

Maddonfreude II

9 Aug

Joe Maddon is whining again about the Cubbies’ play against the bottom-feeding Giants, as reported on “We’re playing like that .500 team we were in the first half. And I don’t like it. We [have] to get sharper.”

Hold That Hype

23 Jul

New NYY infielder Todd Frazier needs to tone down the hype a bit after witnessing Aaron Judge (All Rise) and his monster HR that nearly cleared Safeco Field’s upper deck in Seattle.  He called the blast the “the 7th Wonder of the World.”

Give Him the Bird

4 Jul

After a scorching hot spring training, NYY 1B Greg Bird has been MIA due to a severe ankle bone bruise.  He still has pain, even though the bruise has healed. Specialists are suggesting exploratory surgery to find out what is wrong. But Bird thinks differently as he said in this convoluted statement in the New […]

Bring Up the Cliches

20 Jun

The St. Louis Cardinals have had an ugly string of games for more than a month, during which time fingers were pointed and coaching staff were replaced.  Now, it’s time for the cliches, like these by infielder Tommy Pham in an interview with the St. Louis Post-Dispatch: Believe that the guy behind you is going […]

Remy of the People

8 Jun

Former Red Sox IF Jerry Remy is one of the most grating announcers around.  The Sox sacked the regular play-by-play guy, Don Orsillo, and kept this nincompoop for no clear reason. On Tuesday, he lambasted MLB for allowing NYY starter Masahiro Tanaka to have his Japanese translator with him when pitching coach Larry Rothschild paid […]

No Other Way to Say It…Sweep

5 Jun

The St. Louis Cardinals went to Wrigley Field to meet the Cubs and it ended poorly with a string of losses. The Cards had a chance to keep the Cubs at bay and they didn’t.  Here’s what Cards’ OF Dexter Fowler (who was with the Cubs last year) said in today’s St. Louis Post-Dispatch: “We’ve […]